Going to a lecture

The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his
car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily
along, he was stopped by a policeman.

"What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the
officer.

"I'm going to a lecture." The man said.

"And who is going to give a lecture at this hour?" the cop
asked.

"My wife," he admitted... :chuckle:

the afternoon laugh for me...thanks.