Oxymorons

jayceepoo
06-10-2003, 04:40 PM
Found this (http://www.oxymoronlist.com/#m) online earlier today. Its a list of oxymorons... I thought the Microsoft one was especially funny. :chuckle:

Volte
06-10-2003, 07:29 PM
Most of those aren't even real oxymorons...

"buried alive"

How is that an oxymoron?

Others are just lame attempts to be humourous, such as "brave politician"
and "corporate ethics".

MikeJ
06-10-2003, 07:33 PM
Yes, but the Microsoft Works one is funny...
~MikeJ

excaliber
06-10-2003, 08:16 PM
Heres some ive heard before:

ACCURATE RUMOR
ACUTE DULLNESS
ACT NATURALLY
ACTIVE RETIREMENT
AIR FIELD
ALONE TOGETHER
AMERICAN ENGLISH
ANARCHY RULES

Theres alot more here: http://www.atlantamortgagegroup.com/oxymoronlist.htm

Some are good, others are bad.

The microsoft one is a classic :)

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